I only have one bumper sticker. It’s the Stuff Christians Like official bumper sticker®. There’s actually no ® that I’m aware of, but with the book coming out, I’m trying to do fancier things like that. Like fellow pastor’s kid Daniel Tosh suggested, I’m going to release a cloud of live doves whenever I come into a room so that people think I’m filming a Prince video. It’s complicated. Like the Denise Richard’s show on E, not the Avril Lavigne song. (Do you see why this site wins pop culture awards? That was like the pop culture version of the new buffet line at the Lobster House Chinese restaurant.)

But just because I don’t have many bumper stickers on my car doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate them. There’s only one problem, there’s really no acceptable point system. I mean, if I’m going to put some Christian stickers on my car, I’d like to know that I’ve got a competitive amount of bumper accoutrements.

And so, I created a scorecard for ranking Christian bumper stickers based on real stickers that are available. (Seems pretty obvious actually when you think about it, given my past history.)

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