1377. Lance Armstrong Sermon Illustrations.

Misc January 18, 2013 • Comments

I wish I could buy stock in ideas like this, because I would make 14 bajillionity dollars this weekend.

Can we estimate how many pastors will use a Lance Armstrong sermon illustration?

I’m even willing to bet some go the alliteration angle and title the sermon, “Lessons from the Lies of Lance.”

Me?

I’d use Lance as the relevance maker and then dovetail into a David killing Uriah sermon.

I just wrote that one for you. It’s free.

Do you think your pastor will reference Lance this weekend?