I recently wrote myself an 8 word note that I stuck on the corner of my computer.
It’s a remix of a bunch of verses in Proverbs, and it’s the easiest way to eliminate 92% of the arguments you get in online.
You’re on your own for the other 8%, but I will say this, if you can, avoid criticizing Peanut Butter Twix. I personally find them to be the Twix equivalent of the unfrosted Pop Tart, but their fan base on the Twitter is surprisingly vocal. (Though still incorrect.)