“Lil’ Wayning” God in Christmas Songs.
The other day, my wife and I were walking around the mall. One of the stores had a big display for jeggings. What are those? Well, imagine if a pair of jeans and a pair of leggings got married, listened to a lot of 80s band “Color Me Badd” and then had a baby. That baby would be named “Jeggings.”
I told my wife, “Oh jeez, jeggings. Please don’t ever get those.”
She looked at me, and immediately said, “Jeggings? I’m wearing those right now.”








