Win an autographed Chris Tomlin scarf!

This head terrifies me.

I have a crazy head and a crazy idea.

Let’s talk about the head first.

As I’ve mentioned before, this is a head my daughters got from the salon my wife goes to. It’s made of real human hair. Sometimes I forget we have it and open closets and scream like a small cat when I see what I perceive to be a murdered lady resting peacefully next to my daughter’s sweaters.

Around this head, is an autographed scarf from Chris Tomlin. It is unnecessary to wear with a short sleeve shirt and very metrosexual. It is awesome. And because the winner of the scarf has not claimed it in 4 weeks, it’s available again. There are also 9 Stuff Christians Like buttons up for grabs.

Let’s talk about the crazy idea now.

I think we should try to get the Stuff Christians Like book on the New York Times bestseller list.

That’s impossible, right? That is ridiculous, right? That is so egotistical that even reading that should make your teeth hurt a little. But why not?

How fun would it be to have a Christian satire on the New York Times bestseller list? And why is it so impossible?

I think we can do it. I think we should try.

So what now? Well the big thing is actually selling the book, which you can pre-order on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Click here to buy the book for $8.76 on Amazon

Click here to buy the book for $8.76 on Barnes & Noble

But what about the head?

Oh yeah, new giveaway for the scarf and 9 Stuff Christians Like buttons.

To enter, post an idea on how we could sell the Stuff Christians Like book. (Should we do a blog tour? Create a street team where people go to bookstores and sneakily put it on the bestsellers table?)

Any idea will be listened to. Comment until end of day Tuesday, January 19th. And then I’ll pick a winner at random and mail you the scarf.

Let’s get started.