Zakk gets vested!

“I think they’re layering their bangs right now. It’s this kind of a bunching technique that they’re doing.”

“Hmmm, are you talking about having one bang go right over his eye? I’ve seen that. Where just one triangular swoop of hair stays over an entire eye the whole time.”

“I thought about that, but my concern is that it if we swoop the hair too much it will make him look too emo. The other thing is the tips. Do we frost them?”

That’s the conversation Wes Molebash and I had last night. In the last 10 days, he and I have become social anthropologists focused primarily on an intense study of metrosexual worship leaders. We’re like the Jane Goodalls of Urban Outfitters and Buckle.

Today, Zakk joins us in a vest. Is the monocle next? Perhaps a pocket watch on a small chain? A black cane you can use for emphasis? Hard to say. Probably should ask Justin Timberlake, who I personally blame for the arrival of the vest.

Do you think bankers across the country walk into their vest store one day to buy a new one and were flabbergasted that there had been a sudden run on small, skinny vests? “What are you saying Lou? You’re out of vests? You’re the only guy that sells vests in town. I’m the only guy who buys them. What are you saying Lou?”

But we didn’t stop at the vest. Because Wes has a flair for the subtle we threw in some thumb rings. Wait a second do I see a ring on Zakk’s hand? Is Zakk married? Fear not ladies, he’s married, married to the music.

In about $2,800 we hit our next micro goal and the $50,000 mark. Let’s try to hit that goal before Thanksgiving. Let’s try to hit $50,000 on our way toward $60,000 to build two kindergartens in Vietnam. Let’s tell close to 500 kids that they matter to strangers across the planet because they matter to God.

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Question:

Zakk Attackk, Zakk’s band, goes on tour. What would they name the tour?