Archive - November, 2009

Clothe this metrosexual worship leader.

Are you ready to accessorize this worship leader for a good cause?

Are you ready to accessorize this worship leader for a good cause?

It wouldn’t be Stuff Christians Like if we approached this whole “build 2 kindergartens in Vietnam” the same way as everyone else.

So enter Wes Molebash, a wildly hilarious illustrator.

Enter the metrosexual worship leader post on Stuff Christians Like.

Enter a man alone in the world.

He stands there waiting, hoping against hope, tentatively posed with innocent eyes and a stage 3 V-neck t-shirt.

Won’t you help him get bedazzled?

Won’t you help him earn some product in that flat, otherwise uneventful hair?

Won’t you reach out and accoutrement someone?

This metrosexual worship leader will get an article of awesomeness for each $3,000 we raise toward our goal to build a second kindergarten in Vietnam. First up? Elaborate jeans. After that? It’s a surprise. (I’m pretty sure CS Lewis did this exact same idea, but what can I say, I’m a copycat.)

Give $5 today. We’ve only got $25,000 left which means there are at least 8 items we can add to this illustration.

Click here to donate.

Let’s build a 2nd kindergarten.

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I spoke with Samaritan’s Purse this morning and they’re really excited. I asked them what we could do next and they mentioned there is a second kindergarten in Vietnam that needs to be built.

I think we should raise $30,000 more to do it. Here’s why:

1. There are more than 200 kids in Vietnam who would like to go to kindergarten.

We raised money to build a kindergarten for more than 200 kids. Let’s do it again and give more kids the chance to go to school. t

2. A lot of people missed the chance to be part of this.

About 75,000 to 90,000 unique people read Stuff Christians Like every month. Yesterday, 7,780 did. That means tons of people missed the 18 hour window to give. A lot of people said “I was waiting until my payday to give” or “I wanted to give later this week.” I don’t want anyone to miss the chance to be part of the joy of giving. I want as many people as possible to feel like the have the chance to jump in on this adventure.

3. I don’t think God is done.

4. We can do this.

We raised the first $30,000 in 18 hours. I think we can raise the second $30,000 by December 31, 2009. I believe that the Stuff Christians Like community can do some ridiculous things with God.

We’re going to build a second school instead of pouring more into the first kindergarten because the schools don’t receive funds that way. There’s government funding in place for the first kindergarten so we can focus on a second kindergarten in Vietnam. I will have more info from Samaritan’s Purse tomorrow as far as the exact location of the second one.

Tomorrow, we’re launching what I think is going to be one of the funniest things Stuff Christians Like has ever done in support of this. I think is going to be awesome. Regular programming on SCL will resume next Monday. I didn’t intend to do this all week, but I want to be a good steward of what is happening.

In the meantime, click here to donate.

And follow me on twitter and join the conversation with the tag #SCLVIETNAM

Let’s raise a total of $60,000. More details tomorrow. My lunch break is almost over and I need to bounce.

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$30,000 in 18 hours.

Did that really happen yesterday?

Did we raise $30,000 in 18 hours to build a kindergarten in Vietnam?

Did a blog, that isn’t even based on an original idea, come together and do something much bigger than a blog?

Did a community of people who use the phrase, “Booty, God, Booty,” and know how to instantly score how metrosexual their worship leader is, really give $5 and $10 and $5,000 donations until they hit $30,000?

Did that really happen yesterday?

It did and if there’s one thing I want you to remember, it’s this:

The miracle of yesterday is so small compared to how much God loves you.

The sum of $30,000 is so tiny compared to the outrageousness of God’s love for you. He’d crossed countries and oceans and space and time to pull you close, traveling to Vietnam is but a hop skip and a jump for a God who can’t keep Himself away from you.

That’s the truth of yesterday, but what does tomorrow hold?

Good question, I think there are four things we could do …

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$24,000 in the first day.

What opening sentence do you possibly write for this post? I’ve got no opener, other than “whoa.”

And that feels wildly inadequate.

Maybe, I’ll just repeat the title.

We raised $24,000 in about 15 hours. That is bananas.

We are a mere $6,000 away from our initial goal of $30,000 to build a kindergarten in Vietnam. And I’m working with Samaritan’s Purse on what happens when we go over.

Does anything feel impossible to you right now? Don’t you feel like we can do anything in this moment? Doesn’t this seem like one of those times where you laugh and tell a friend, “Oh that’s right, God is huge! I forget that for a second, that He keeps $30,000 in loose change in His massive Frisbee He uses for disc golf. That $30,000 is a breath to Him.”

OK, you might not have had that exact thought, but you can’t watch this today and think God is small. Or that blogs are just blogs.

I think we can hit our goal in the first 48 hours. I’ve been blown away by the $5 gifts and think that before 5AM on Wednesday, they are going to pile up and we will hit $30,000.

You up for that?

If you’ve already given, thank you so much for doing something that feels impossible in an economy like this one. If you haven’t, I need to warn you, there’s a celebrity guest stopping by tomorrow who will probably convince you. His name starts with a C and he’s a crazy frequent flyer.

Until then …

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What if?

Whitney Houston tried to warn me. She belted out a proclamation that should have eliminated any sense of surprise in my tiny little head. And yet, despite her belief that children are the future, I didn’t see just how powerful kids were until mine started dropping nuclear bomb-sized ideas around our house.

Out of nowhere, my daughters will say something that is punch you in the stomach profound and then do a ballet twirl and go play with dolls.

That’s just how they get down on a fairly regular basis, but one particular thing my oldest daughter said more than a year ago is refusing to let me go.

We were looking at a book on storms and came to a page about drought and famine. In the corner was a little boy who was starving. His ribs were sticking out and flies covered his small face. I kept flipping the pages but L.E. made me stop and return to that one. She asked, “What’s that?” I told her, “That’s a little boy who doesn’t have enough food to eat.” She thought for a few seconds and then responded, “That’s not real though. That’s pretend right?”

Those are pretty simple sentences. On the surface, those aren’t deep by any means. But what L.E. was saying, what she was asking wasn’t so obvious. Here’s what I heard:

“Wait, wait, wait, are there other 6 year olds like me somewhere without food?

Is the L.E. in Africa starving?

Is the L.E. in Asia being sold into slavery?

Is the L.E. in Atlanta scared because she’s been home alone all weekend because her family abandoned her?

Are all these things happening right now dad? To little kids like me?

Why aren’t we doing something?

Why is that OK?

Where is the rescue? Where is the hope? Where is the sense of urgency dad?

If only you had a platform with hundreds of thousands of friends from around the world that could easily organize and radically change the world through the power of something like a blog. If only.”

OK, I didn’t hear that last part because L.E. is not that snarky of a 6 year old, but that thought is accurate.

Right now, right here, you and me and the Stuff Christians Like community have the chance to be much bigger than a blog. I am growing overwhelmed but the sense that God has given us all a tremendous gift called, “being alive on Monday” and He’s holding His breath in eager anticipation to see what we’ll do next.

And what’s next for Stuff Christians Like is that we’re going to build a kindergarten in Vietnam. (No segue whatsoever; we just jumped into that, didn’t we?)

L.E. was right, this can’t be real. So after years of supporting Samaritan’s Purse, I decided to contact them with an offer of help. And when I told them where my heart was and where my family was, they let me know about a kindergarten in Vietnam that needed to be built.

There are 240 little kids that need a six room kindergarten built in Hoang Then village in the Phong Tho district.

It costs $30,000. I’d like to raise it by December 31, 2009. (Since initially writing this, we’ve changed the goal to $60,000 and two kindergartens instead of one.)

I’ve never done this before and raising $30,000 feels like $19 million right now.

But after interviewing the staff of Samaritan’s Purse about how the money would be used, discussing Franklin Graham and a host of other subjects I felt like this was the right thing to do. Especially watching how much L.E. loves going to kindergarten right now. So my family is all in and will be starting off this crazy thing with a donation because we believe in this.

And I believe in you.

Whether you help raise money to build a kindergarten in Vietnam or do something else with one of the many other awesome charities out there, I believe in you. I believe you are bigger than a blog. I believe with God, in God, through God, we can all be bigger than ourselves.

Click here to donate.

(I set up a page with Samaritan’s Purse that will handle all the donations in a quick, easy, secure way.)

p.s. Abraham Piper grilled me about why I’m doing this, where the money goes and why I chose Samaritan’s Purse. Check out the interview here.

Building

This is the type of kindergarten building SCL is going to build in Vietnam.

Win a free copy of “Scouting the Divine” by Margaret Feinberg.

The contest is finished. Thanks so much for the great comments. The winners will be announced on November 17.

Dang, Margaret Feinberg rocked the casbah at Catalyst.

In a bright red coat that made her look like a super hero and a book that sounds awesome, she just tore it up when she was handed the mic.

Her new book was years in the making and has perhaps my favorite subhead ever:

Scouting the Divine: My Search for God in Wine, Wool, and Wild Honey.”

She basically spent time with a shepherd, a beekeeper and vintner to try to bridge the gap between the ancient world and her own as she pursued the mystery and beauty that lurks within the Bible.

She said I could give away five copies of the book to readers of Stuff Christians Like.

Let’s do a comment contest.

Post a comment to the question:

“Where do you find God?”

It could be at the ocean, at the grocery, at the moment when you read your kids a bedtime story. He’s everywhere so I imagine the comments will go all over the place too.

Respond until Wednesday, November 11 and I’ll pick five winners at random.

Where do you find God?

Visit my dad’s new church

Most of what I write about, speak about, laugh about is just an offshoot of what I saw my dad do first. That’s why I’m excited that he started a new church in Durham, North Carolina called the Gathering Church.

Tomorrow is their first Sunday. If you live in the area, visit and tell him I sent you. For more info visit their site, allgather.org. Details about Sunday are also pasted below:

Gathering Church

Starting at 10:30 am.

Creekside Elementary

5331 Ephesus Church Road

Durham NC 27707

Secretly believing the prosperity gospel.

(I like to think I’m funny and have big faith until I meet people like Michael Kelly. He’s a writer with a hilarious wit but it’s his heart that struck me most. When I first met him, he told me, “I was headed down this path of being an author until my two year old son got leukemia and my priorities changed.” He’s years down the road on that journey and it’s been a great privilege to learn about the miracles God has worked in Michael’s family. Today, in further proof that big faith and big funny can live in the same person, Michael joins us for a guest post on Stuff Christians Like. Enjoy.)

Secretly Believing the Prosperity Gospel

There are a few whipping girls and boys for conservative evangelicals out there—you know, the ones where we sit down and drink non-alcoholic beverages together and talk about how screwed up the way those people think about God is. It’s a pretty distinguished list, when you think about it. Of course, there are those you expect to find: Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and Brad Pitt.

But then there are also those on the “whip it” list that would only be known to the non-drinkers. And many of these people—Joyce Meyer, Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar—get the nasty stick because they preach what has become known as the prosperity gospel. The prosperity gospel, in a nutshell, is that it’s never God’s will for you to be sick, or sad, or poor. Those with the greatest faith are also the most prosperous, and so “blessing” from God is basically incurred in a cosmic flea market. You bring the Big Guy your good stuff and He gives you some of His good stuff from the heavenly storehouse. You give money away then you gain it right back and then some. You pray with a holy handkerchief and your shingles go away.

Reprehensible, right?

Right . . . except that there’s still a piece of us that kind of likes that idea. It would, after all, be a lot easier than the whole “grace” and mysterious sovereignty issue we unfortunately have to deal with. So we keep this little piece of the prosperity theology tucked away in our treasure box, and only break it out late at night when none of our Bible-thumping buddies can make fun of us.

Here’s a few ways in which we secretly believe the prosperity gospel, but shhhhh…. Don’t tell anyone…

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Youth group rules.

“What am I supposed to do, swivel?”

An exasperated friend asked me that recently. He was telling me about a rule he had received as a Christian youth camp counselor. In the contract for the camp, he had been told, “You can only side hug the campers. No front hugs.”

And that’s an OK rule. That makes sense, I get that. It’s designed to protect both the campers and the counselors. But my friend had a problem. Occasionally a camper would break down in tears, say something like, “My uncle just died and it is killing me” and then throw their arms out for a front hug.

Which is when my friend proclaimed, “What am I supposed to do swivel? In that moment, as they lean in for a hug, should I just turn, lightning fast and offer them a side hug? ‘Go ahead, let it out fella, go ahead and cry on my hip.’”

The weird thing is my youth group basically had the opposite rule. At the end of each time we hung out, we couldn’t leave the room until we had all hugged the mandatory number of necks. The youth minister would say, “5 mandatory hugs tonight” and then the most awkward 7th grade hugs would commence. (They weren’t awkward for me, I was rocking MC Hammer type pants and a vanilla ice stripe in my eyebrow, my hugs were dope. Yo.)

But hearing his story about the forced side hug made me realize something: there are no internationally agreed upon rules for the governance of youth groups.

So today, I thought I would set out to right that wrong. To create a list of rules for all youth groups based on the ideas we’ve all discussed in the last 18 months. I give you …

The Stuff Christians Like Youth Group Rules …

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Come see me for free in Atlanta, November 11.

Singles of the world unite! Or at the bare minimum come see me speak about how to have a wicked awesome dating life on Wednesday, November 11 at North Point Community Church outside of Atlanta, Georgia.

The event is free. I will probably try to pop n’ lock at least once. I will be handing out booty, God, booty buttons like they were sweet satirical candies. And you’ll get to meet my wife, who is the smarter of the two Acuffs. Space is limited, so make sure you sign up if you want to come hang out.

Register right here.

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