100 things to do the day after Thanksgiving.

I recently realized that the archive page on Stuff Christians Like only had links for posts 1-500. And since we’re well on our way to 700, I figured it was time to update the list. Here are easy links to posts 501-600. Of the last 100, I think these three are my favorite:

#512. Thinking you’re naked.

#516. Joking about sex during wedding ceremonies. about sex at weddings

#521. Judging people who use the table of contents in their Bible.

Posts 501-600

#501. Giving up stuff for Lent.

#502. Confessing safe sins.

#503. Taking out Jesus’ trash.

#504. Church hopping.

#505. Visiting people at the hospital.

#506. Asking God if He wants you to go on an adventure.

#507. The sound guy neck crane.

#508. Emotionally Confused Church Services.

#509. A tenuous relationship with St. Patrick’s Day.

#510. Apologizing after an April Fool’s Day prank.

#511. Feeling slightly guilty for telling people “good luck.”

#512. Thinking you’re naked.

#513. Using your palm branch as a weapon of mass sibling destruction.

#514. Christian end zone touchdown celebrations.

#515. Taking a sympathy scoop from the dish no one eats at the pot luck.

#516. Jokes about sex during wedding ceremonies.

#517. Forgetting how exponential God is.

#518. Being slightly terrified of certain books of the Bible.

#519. Wearing matching t-shirts at the beach.

#520. The worship leader mini sermon.

#521. Judging people who use the table of contents in their Bible.

#522. Going far too quietly.

#523. Singing with your eyes closed.

#524. Photocopying whatever that successful church is doing.

#525. Not knowing whether to pray before a dinner party with strangers.

#526. The Swiss Army Knife Volunteer.

#527. Thinking God needs you.

#528. Calling someone “anointed.”

#529. Manly man retreats.

#530. Buying a new Bible. (The 9 easy questions you need to ask yourself.)

#531. Good cop, bad cop youth group leaders.

#532. Arguing about why bad things happen to good people.

#533. Pastoral Search Committees.

#534. Fancy Electronic Bibles

#535. Communion Tray Etiquette.

#536. Having a very specific idea of what certain people from the Bible looked like.

#537. Forgetting that you are famous.

#538. Getting tricked into volunteering for VBS.

#539. Doubting doubt.

#540. Feeling guilty about giving your bulletin back to an usher after church.

#541. Making an idol out of sports.

#542. Gospel gift bags for first time visitors.

#543. Throwing out disclaimers before you recommend something secular.

#544. Taking the college years off.

#545. Pastors who tell you how hott their wives are.

#546. The church secretary, the most powerful person in the church.

#547. Wishing being a Christian meant a pain free life.

#548. Throwing the B card.

#549. The essential cast of a great mission trip.

#550. Surviving church as a single.

#551. The Confessorati

#552. Judging pop culture as if we’re immune to it.

#553. Wanting to yell, “I still love Jesus!” when you run into someone from the small group you quit.

#554. Doing things that are “not very Christian.”

#555. Making up a prayer request because everyone else has one.

#556. Asking our kids to be a mini Jesus.

#557. Creating tracts that look like money.

#558. Saying you were going to preach a different sermon but God changed it at the last minute.

#559. Davey and Goliath.

#560. Writing twitter messages that sound 14% holier than you usually are.

#561. Wishing there was a socially acceptable way to buy rum for cakes.

#562. Making God almost all powerful.

#563. Keeping at least one non believer friend around strictly for witnessing purposes.

#564. The 11 people every youth group needs.

#565. Developing a sixth sense to locate free food at church.

#566. Discounting our small steps toward stupid.

#567. Opening your eyes in church when you’re supposed to be praying.

#388. The 11 signs of a wicked awesome mission trip.

#569. The sermon illustration score card.

#570. Getting disappointed when you don’t have a life changing moment on a retreat.

#571. Using “we live in a fallen world” as an excuse not to do anything about it.

#572. Getting kids ready for Sunday School.

#573. Anxiously awaiting AutoTune to infect Christianity.

#574. Grumbling.

#575. Refusing the gift of the desert road.

#576. Hand dancing.

#577. Surviving church as a married couple without kids.

#578. Treating the announcements at church like an open mic night at a comedy club.

#579. Forgiving people who didn’t apologize.

#580. Sleeping with spiders.

#581. Thinking pre-marital counseling is for everyone and post-marital counseling is for failures.

#582. Reading books that are not the Bible.

#583. Feeling guilty for not homeschooling your kids.

#584. Planning the ultimate Christian wedding.

#585. Thinking God will run out of welcome home banners.

#586. Not forgiving Amy Grant nearly fast enough.

#587. Booty, God, Booty, and the 4 word gospel.

#588. The Sexy Sermon Series

#589. Judging people who watch television.

#590. Learning the same lesson over and over again.

#591. The things your kid brings home from Sunday School.

#592. Taking the pursuit of holiness too far.

#593. Being a Christian culture snob.

#594. Confessing a sin to someone who has no idea what you’re talking about.

#595. Praying something bad will happen to someone so they’ll see how good God is.

#596. Quitting your job so you can follow the Lord with all your heart.

#597. Wondering what your pastor does all day.

#598. Trying to wake up an early morning crowd at church.

#599. Feeling guilty for feeling angry.

#600. Asking God geography questions.