It is a bit creepy …

That’s what my friend Chris texted when he went to the bathroom at the Catalyst Conference yesterday. His full quote was actually, “It is a bit creepy to see you looking surprised while I use the bathroom.”

He wrote that because much to my surprise, above every toilet and urinal in the Catalyst Conference yesterday morning was my photo and a blurb about what I said during the Off the Blogs lab with Los Whittaker and Anne Jackson.

I know what you’re thinking, are you going to get a big head now that you’re all ”toilet famous?” Are you going to get all cocky, now that you’ve got “Urinal Street Cred?” Good questions, good questions.

Today, I thought it might be fun to continue a tradition that started last year at Catalyst with the photo of my miserable failure of a meet and greet. Let’s play “Caption this photo.”

Let me set it up for you. You walk up to a urinal or go into a stall and whoa, there’s a weird looking picture of a guy with a unibrow and a quizzical expression.

What should it say?

Caption this photo: (Or maybe caption what you would have thought if you saw someone snapping a photo while at a wall of urinals? Or maybe rewrite the headline of this ad from “Something you might have missed …” to something entirely different. Like the Black Sheep said, the choice is yours.)