Comments on: Manly Men Retreats

By: M

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:22:00 +0000

Jessica, I am SO with you. I’d kind of like the chance to do that stuff, but I don’t like doing it around guys. I always feel like “the girl.” But seriously, regardless of gender, who doesn’t want to get some aggression out by shooting at friends and strangers every once in a while?

By: jay

jay — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 18:52:00 +0000

Hmmm, I wouldn’t be surprised if Dr. Awesome is indeed another creation of Prodigal Jon. However, superheroes never reveal their true identities, so we may never know.

Also, and just a thought here, what about combining some of the best ideas here and creating a meat cannon? I imagine hot dogs would be the most effective meat projectile with their streamlined shape and protective membrane. Plus, while some might consider it wasteful, I’d think the pig/horse/lizard that contributed parts to the hot dog would likely have wanted to be remembered that way.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:10:00 +0000

I’m a woman and would much rather go to this retreat than the women’s retreat. I like to eat and after having fresh veggies, fruit, and various salads for morning, lunch, and dinner I want meat and junk food. Plus, what’s wrong with a little competition? As in a paintball competition at a women’s retreat. The goal would be to hunt the woman covered with the most animal print in whatever color. Or maybe the most frilly woman with peacock feathers or something. That sounds fun!

By: Sally

Sally — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:11:00 +0000

omg this is the most hilarious blog/post…writer ever!! and i was LITERALLY crying laughing…that was my kind of humor and I am thanking my husband for forwarding this to me!! You guys rock…keep it up!!!

By: Helen

Helen — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:32:00 +0000

Anonymous at 9:10 Thank you for pointing out where I can find wrestling in the Bible. I am a forty year old woman who has been a wrestling fan for forty one years. That’s right. I was a wrestling fan while I was still in the womb. Thank you for pointing out its Bibliocity. Now I can watch it in good conscience.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:10:00 +0000

The best baptism competition would be a race to see who could do the most. It might be good practice for a time, when your church experiences a manly revival with hundreds of salvations.

As for urine competitions, go for distance. Spraying from 10 feet away is much more impressive than 95 seconds. That or name writing contest. Those never get old.

And do your Bible study on the Sons of Thunder, James and John. Seriously, when you read that don't you think of some wrestling tag team. Have you ever wondered why Jesus would give them the nickname? I think beans were involved somehow.

By: Ryan B

Ryan B — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:32:00 +0000

A men’s retreat isn’t successful unless at least two people got sent to the hospital due to cracking their skulls open while doing bike flips off of a ramp into a lake. Yes, even after the first kid got sent to the hospital, the second kid still thought it was a sweet idea and decided to crack his skull open as well. Men’s retreats are awesome!

By: J-Ra

J-Ra — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:04:00 +0000

my roommate once urinated for 2 minutes. He has you beat. He also has a problem, but that’s neither here nor there.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:54:00 +0000

anon,

Don’t worry about having not heard of The Shack. You’re better off in my opinion.

By: rhys

rhys — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:43:00 +0000

I agree with everything said here…assuming the invites to said event are made by these guys:

http://www.meatcards.com/