Comments on: Joking about sex during wedding ceremonies.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 20:55:28 +0000

hahahahahahaha!!!! Done and done. I do not want that happening at my wedding.

By: marktewing

marktewing — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 22:32:29 +0000

If that as bad as one of my former Pastors who wanted to baptize new converts in a dunking booth? (The Elders wouldn't let him.)

By: Alyssa Schroeder

Alyssa Schroeder — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 21:49:26 +0000

Haha, these are too funny!

By: FUNdMENTAL

FUNdMENTAL — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 21:38:37 +0000

Never done it myself?

Before the ceremony I have been known to ask the couple if they know why refrigerators and the Bride wear white?
So for one day the fridge will match the dishwasher :\

By: Miriam

Miriam — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:34:49 +0000

if i ever get married i am so warning whoever's officiating that i have a 0 tolerance policy on sex jokes. even once would be too mortifying for words, just thinking about it makes me feel like i should email my parents and apologise! lol!

By: K.C.

K.C. — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 01:07:33 +0000

The fact that you added Jefferson Starship turned this into an epic post.

By: Bill_F (FooteNotes)

Bill_F (FooteNotes) — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:05:10 +0000

To be honest, it shocks me that a minister would tell a sex joke at all. Weddings should be fun and laughter is certainly not out of place. At the same time a wedding is a very holy moment when a man and woman stand before God and enter into a covenant with Him. To ruin that with something as base as sex jokes cannot be acceptable.

I think it's just another sign of the church lowering it's standards. I prefer a NO sex joke rule to a 1 sex joke rule.

Eph 5:3-4 (NKJV) But fornication and all uncleanness or covetousness, let it not even be named among you, as is fitting for saints; (4) neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor coarse jesting, which are not fitting, but rather giving of thanks.

By: Gemma.

Gemma. — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:18:27 +0000

Honestly…most modern Christians I've met don't have any class, why is that? does the emphasis on virginity keep you goofy like ten year olds? These officiations sound more like sexual harrassment than good fun. Gross.

By: Gemma.

Gemma. — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:11:06 +0000

wow, sounds like to be a christian you have to be really goofy- in a gross way.

By: Emily K.

Emily K. — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:11:13 +0000

One of my best friends went to a very conservative Christian college in a Deep South state, and most of her friends got married before graduation, so she went to LOTS of bridal showers. At one shower, the bride said something like, "I heard that on the wedding night…" and then proceeded to describe sex, and then asked "… is that true?"

As the bride asked her question, every head in the room swiveled to look at my friend, waiting for her to answer. Because apparently being an Episcopalian from Florida made her the best-equipped person to deal with a 20-year-old who didn't know where babies came from. So my poor friend had to give the birds-and-bees talk to the horrified bride with everyone at the shower watching.