Comments on: Taking out Jesus’ Trash

By: Becky

Becky — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:08:36 +0000

my 10 year old is hopelessly in love with Louie so look out!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:00:00 +0000

Wow, Kendra. At first when I read your comment I forgot that you were Brannon's wife and the whole "sleeping with Brannon" thing caught me off guard. Still, that comment was kind of sketchy. TMI, my friend, TMI.

By: Stretch Mark Mama

Stretch Mark Mama — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:44:00 +0000

Oh my. Hubs and I have used the “ush” verb for years. I was glad to see that someone else has our very sharp and refined use of the English language.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:37:00 +0000

I’m the #50 comment!!! Oh Brannon… this is hilarious! I am a greeter and feel that I can serve God best my wooing people and then letting them move on inside the experience. Maybe not so many jewels in my crown.

By: Sam Van Eman

Sam Van Eman — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:53:00 +0000

Brannon, thanks for a good laugh from your post and subsequent comments. My stomach hurts now, and it isn’t from the peanut-butter toast I just ate.

By: Becky

Becky — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:01:00 +0000

@Annie the MK: your wv gave me a good laugh right when I really needed it. Thanks!

Maybe all the windfill will eventually be shipped out into space?

my wv is COOTINE. I’m snickering to myself too much to actually write what I’m thinking. So childish…

By: katdish

katdish — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:56:00 +0000

Brannon,

Dude. How do you segue from Francis Chan to Andy Stanley to Joseph Prince?

The secular equivalent of that would be like Vern Yip to Steve Jobs to Jackie Chan. Weird.

BTW - I hope this comment didn't offend anyone. I'm half-Asian, and I'm not even halfway offended. But then again, I'm not easily offended...

By: Nick the Geek

Nick the Geek — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:41:00 +0000

@teachertraveller,

My sister loved Eddie Izzard as well. She goes around quoting some of his less profane bits. There aren't that many lines without swears but they are quite funny.

"In that case I'll have the chicken"

By: Brannon

Brannon — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:14:00 +0000

@Nick the Geek: pearcula! I smell a wonderful children's book!

Kendra Golden: Although you're very hot and I love you... WHOA! Overshare.

sonneta: Kendra laughed out loud at your acronym.

Brian Wilson: Actually, Cake is closer to All About Me, and Death (to self) is approaching Christ-likeness. But your logic too closely approaches math, and therefore begins to make me feel dizzy. I must lie down now.

TrinityJen: Thanks!

Jay Baker: So glad you came. You are welcome at SCL. Of course, I can't guarantee that Jon, the CSO (Chief Sarcasm Officer), can be as consistently funny as I can. So far, he's only been able to sustain his "genius" for about 500 posts. I'm skeptical whether he can go for the long haul. {set sarcasm=off}

Marni: Thanks! The $500 iTunes gift card you requested should arrive tomorrow. I can't pick just one crush. If man crushes are okay, I'd start with Francis Chan, but I'd cheat on him with Andy Stanley. While secretly texting Joseph Prince. Amen? I'll stop there. (I just puked in SFL's pocket.)

Guac N' Roll: I dunno. I wanna be Michael Jordan on the Bulls, not Michael Jordan on the Wizards. So I may just retire now while I'm still at the top of my game.

Jon: Thanks so much for graciously sharing your space, and giving me the gift of going second. (Or 503rd.) Next time you stay with us, we'll actually fold out the hide-a-bed and not make you sleep on top of the couch.

By: katdish

katdish — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 02:30:00 +0000

Stacy,

Thanks, girl. Just to tell you, if a time should arise where you need me to return the favor, I want you to know — you just say the word, and Ron’s toothbrush is as good as there!

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