Comments on: Stuff Christians Like/Stacy From Louisville Cooperative For the Preservation Of The Integrity of Bible College Love Super Quiz 2008

By: HWood

HWood — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 12:42:13 +0000

hmmm, 5a is kinda soooo me!

I went to Bible College, and of course I know you’re being satirical and they really aren’t like this. I’m pretty sure I was the only one who came in as a freshman that year who owned jumpers. I didn’t have any when I graduated.

I did graduate single, one of few girls in my class who wasn’t engaged. I did not have a boyfriend. Four months later, I was engaged to one of my freshman year friends who had transferred out.
How’s that for a twist?

By: Rachel

Rachel — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 02:46:54 +0000

Oh, I'm DYING!!! That's hilarious!

By: Ann.

Ann. — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:28:18 +0000

Haha-I know this is an old post, but awesome. I don't go to a Bible college, but Christian University is a close equivalent. I'm a senior in my 5th year and THANKGOODNESS have never dated anyone I went to school with. Yes, the long distance relationships I've been in have been hard, but I have also had the satisfaction of laughing at all the hormone-driven droves who come to Christian college to end up married to each other. I can't tell you how many of my classmates married after one or two years of college and dropped out-just so they could have sex. Oh, and here's another good one: a female student at one of the two universities I've attended, decided to design thong underwear and sell them to the girls in her dorm. The front of one pair had the name of the (Christian) university and the back said something like "Raising the best mid-western wives since 19–" and another pair said the typical "I'm not here to pick a husband, I'm here to pick my bridesmaids-Ring by Spring!" These people need hobbies (and shouldn't be allowed to get married until AFTER graduation).

By: katers

katers — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:02:48 +0000

I was engaged one month before I got to Bible College, and you're right; it's crazy here! I am prideful and tell people that we knew each other before we got here. lol. >: ]

By: Krissi

Krissi — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:03:00 +0000

This is hilarious. I went to a liberal arts Christian university in Oregon and now attend a residential seminary near Lexington (Asbury). I thought college was crazy until I got here! I managed to make my way through undergrad without a date and have been just as successful so far in seminary. I’m just a little too honest for the guys here. Just want to let you all know that you’re future pastors are freaking weird! I go to school with them and they are…uh…awkward…and, indeed, badly dressed.

By: Charlotte

Charlotte — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 21:32:00 +0000

Being an alumna of a Christian liberal arts university, I enjoyed this one.

By: Lark

Lark — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 01:03:00 +0000

Robert obviously hasn’t read post #1. Too bad for him, but for the rest of us we can enjoy the wonderful humor. Stacy, loved the post. The birth contol bit did make me flinch a bit, but otherwise was great.

And it may go both for both genders, one night I went out to eat with some friends and our waitress was named Rebekah and one of the guys in the group lifed his water glass and said, ‘could you water my camels?’ I don’t think the girl got it.

By: sam

sam — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:40:00 +0000

Katrina thats hilarious!!!
I think im missing out by not attending Bible college right now.. just a regular secular college for me.

By: Katrina

Katrina — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:58:00 +0000

Bible College grad here, five years out and no ring:)

My favorite: my friends brother was visiting and he noticed a couple making out in the front seat of a car- with seatbelts on. He christened it "BC safe sex" and we still laugh about that.

loved the post!

By: Brittany

Brittany — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:57:00 +0000

pennyb – I heart your story about your friend wearing contacts when gazing deeply into her significant other’s eyes!

Stacy – enjoyed the post, and I so much appreciate the additional posts to help us remember what’s important and to clarify your heart behind the post. I admire the way you’ve handled your coup of SCL.