Comments on: Color coding salvation.

By: Abby

Abby — Sat, 28 May 2011 02:20:11 +0000

Purple: the color generated by youth group members guilty of performing the “k-word” action.

By: Halle Hudson

Halle Hudson — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 04:20:03 +0000

For Macaroni and Cheese, shouldn’t it be pot blessings?

By: Kimberly Ann Doremus

Kimberly Ann Doremus — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 22:00:38 +0000

Tiger's Eye– the athletic one, esp. when it comes to God's Favorite Sport
Stonewashed– the guy who did drugs until Jesus saved him, Hallelujah
Warm and Fuzzy– side hugs
White with confetti glitter– use to color rainbows when teaching Noah's ark—saves on the number of crayons you need
Winter Wizard– the guy with the magic key to the air conditioning who freezes your holy little butt off!
Carribean Current– the mission trips that end up being more like vacations

By: Kimberly Ann Doremus

Kimberly Ann Doremus — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 22:00:26 +0000

Mauvelous– metrosexual male or televangelist female worship leader
Outrageous Orange– the guy or gal without a filter between their brain and their mouth
Pine Green– summer camp or retreats
Robin Egg Blue– the VBS/Sunday School/Children's Church teacher that brings in birds' nests and stuff from their yards to show the kids
Scarlet– the hooker with the heart of gold (oh wait, Pretty Woman isn't a Christian yet?)
Shamrock– the official color of the Trinity, according to St. Patrick, duh!
Shocking Pink– the color the girls in the youth group threaten to make when told not to make purple
Sunglow– new baby Christians or newly rededicated Christians who are really excited about Jesus
Tickle Me Pink– the ladies who tickle and pinch cheeks when they see a cute kid
Tropical Rain Forest– foreign missions
Malachite–for the book of Malachi (possibly to be shared w/ other minor prophets…they are minor anyway, so they don't need individual colors)
Onyx– My heart was onyx with sin until my Savior came in…much more PC

By: Kimberly Ann Doremus

Kimberly Ann Doremus — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 21:59:50 +0000

Antique Brass– plays in the orchestra during the traditional service
Asparagus– 1: Didn't you minor in aerospace technology at the Happy Tots Preschool? 2: Why, yes! Yes, I did! 3: What'd you major in? 1: That's not important now. 2: Play-Doh. 3: Me too!
Blush–the color of a speech on modesty
Carnation pink– the color all mothers wear on Mother's Day so that the usher knows to give them a carnation
Gold– the color of prosperity ministry
Granny Smith Apple– the cranky older ladies who glare at you like you're going to hell if you clap or raise your hands to worship music or wear jeans on a Sunday morning
Gray– the color you wear while watching Family Guy (I tend to wear it more while watching Gilmore Girls and The Office).
Indigo– that emo kid in youth group
Lavender– the sweet older ladies who are just so excited to see you in church no matter what you wear

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:44:00 +0000

Denim- the primary color of homeschool mothers and their female offspring

By: Kate

Kate — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:01:00 +0000

You know what, I imagined that exact color (jazzberry jam) when you mentioned that subject! That is awesome!

I personally think it would be the coolest thing if you came to my church and talked about sex. I’d also love it if you talked about modesty, as that is a serious problem as well.

Hm… what would the color of a speech on modesty be?

I think it would be either razzmatazz or tickle me pink… depending on what level of modesty it is. conservative or amish.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:42:00 +0000

Colors to denote the sanctuary air temperature you prefer:

-Tropical Rain Forest
-Blizzard Blue

A color to denote that there is a confrontation that needs to take place:

-Tumbleweed (who doesn't think of an old western dual when you hear the word "tumbleweed")

A color to denote that you're about to break up with someone at church:

-Atomic Tangerine

By: Scott

Scott — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:38:00 +0000

Would dandelion be similiar enough to laser yellow that I could away with one sticker for both Stryper and FIF?

By: Neyhart

Neyhart — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:39:00 +0000

This is one of my favorite posts!
#11. Blue Bell = A person who is sad between releases of Nooma videos or books by Rob Bell.

#21. Dandelion = A person who is still a Five Iron Frenzy fanatic (Dandelion! You see flowers in these weeds...)

#58. Mountain Meadow = A person who finds themself constantly thinking about or referring to Hinds Feet in High Places.