Comments on: God: author of life, the Bible and billboards.

By: I don’t know about you « The View From Here

I don’t know about you « The View From Here — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 17:26:54 +0000

[...] that it's already June. -Ready for a laugh. -Ready to eat some homemade Oreos! -Thankful that Jesus sees past our humanness. This is [...]

By: Abby

Abby — Sat, 28 May 2011 00:04:01 +0000

“Don’t complain that nothing good is on TV anymore; I gave you Disney.” -God
“Would you mind taking a shower before coming to My house?” -God
“Keep it up, Tomlin.” -God

By: karldomogalla

karldomogalla — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 23:52:26 +0000

I created the platypus just to confuse Richard Dawkins-God.

By: Randall

Randall — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:59:39 +0000

No, no–that one is good for Phoenix, Tucson, Las Vegas, Yuma, Lake Havasu, Needles, Barstow, & Laughlin.

By: Randall

Randall — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:54:37 +0000

Touche'…

By: Randall

Randall — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:52:27 +0000

I think Steve Brown had that one first…

By: thoughtriver

thoughtriver — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:48:55 +0000

those are great!

"“David committed adultery with Bathsheba, killed her husband, let a war start that killed tens of thousands out of sin and I forgave him. What was it you were worried about?” – God"

my personal favorite

By: Amanda

Amanda — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 00:27:46 +0000

Which is why I really don't like that song!

By: KPitts

KPitts — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:22:04 +0000

I recently saw a church sign (and I am not making this up) that said: "Go ahead and mock me now. My turn's coming. -God"

By: Michael

Michael — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:49:49 +0000

You almost made me choke on my hot tamales, Jon XD

I got a few:

"You made life in a lab? Try doing that without using MY stuff." – God
"I turned satan into a toothless dog." – Jesus
"No, I do NOT wear white bed sheets." – Holy Ghost