Bulletin Bored – The SCL Contest

When it comes to lunch at work, my favorite flavor is “free.” I’m like that little kid in the movie “Sixth Sense,” but instead of dead people, I see free sandwiches. I have this radar that starts going off the minute I detect that a big lunch meeting ordered too much pizza. And like a puma in the jungle, I sneak in quietly and enjoy a free lunch.

The bottom line is, I like free stuff. And I think you do too. That’s why the goal of this contest is to give one of you lots of free stuff.

Bulletin Bored

So here’s how we’ll play. Email me your best Bulletin Bored artwork starting today. Send a jpg or gif or whatever of your doodles on your church bulletin to theacuffs@yahoo.com by Sunday, June 15th. I’ll post the ten best on the site on Friday, June 20th. We’ll all vote until Sunday, June 29th. I’ll announce the winner on Wednesday, July 2. The best bulletin art will win the “Bag o’ Awesome,” which contains:

1. Autographed copy of the Stuff Christians Like book. (Technically speaking, this does not exist yet, but I signed with one of the best literary agents in the country this week so things are hopefully progressing that way.)

2. Two bags of Skittles

3. Trip Lee’s New CD (Currently one of the top selling hip hop albums on iTunes. He’s Christian but he’s currently crushing a lot of secular hip hop albums which is saying something.)

4. T-shirt from xxxchurch.com (They gave me this after they interviewed me. This is a really beautiful shirt from one of their ministries.)

5. The new book “Danny Gospel” by David Athey

6. The new book “Rapture Ready” by New Yorker, Esquire and GQ writer Daniel Radosh

7. A 175 gram Ultimate Frisbee Disc

8. Prince’s Purple Rain CD

This is an international contest and I will mail the Bag o’ Awesome to any country on the planet. The rules are simple, it just has to be a bulletin. I don’t care if you draw it in church or at home, with crayons or paint. You could make it into origami if you’d like. Here are some ways though to win bonus points:

1. Get your minister to autograph it.
2. Find some way to draw Psalty on the bulletin.
3. Give anyone who has a picture in it a “Jon Acuff style unibrow”
4. Draw eagles and doves.

That’s the contest. Feel free to enter as many times as you like. And if you are someone that has a product you think should be included in the “Bag o’ Awesome,” please let me know. Records, books, t-shirts, whatever. I don’t take advertising on this site because I am so fresh and so clean, but would love to include your stuff in the contest.

Game on.

Disclaimer.
This is not me saying “don’t listen to the pastor and instead draw pictures.” My autograph is currently worth roughly zero dollars.