Comments on: Parking in visitor parking for 14 years.

By: Selaris

Selaris — Sun, 30 May 2010 03:23:06 +0000

"Just when I was feeling good driving home thinking that she had not picked up any weird lizard disease, I looked in the rear view mirror and saw that she had taken off her sandals and was licking the pet store funk off the bottom of them. "

I was eating when I read this…I will never approach your site with food in hand again. >.>

By: Ava

Ava — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 04:12:56 +0000

We used the new and expectant mothers parking the other day. My friend found out a week ago so is pregnant so it was sort of legit.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 08:43:40 +0000

But one would venture to guess that by the time you cracked your collar bone, you were no longer on the jet-ski, and thus the rule still applies.

(If I'm wrong, and the Jet Ski actually took you with it, well, please accept my apologies for mocking your pain.)

By: Auberon Draenen Wen

Auberon Draenen Wen — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:30:44 +0000

Still not the longest Church name that honor belongs to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch a Welsh Church.

Name translates as St Mary's Church (Llanfair) of a hollow (pwll) of white hazel (gwyngyll) near (goger) the swirling whirlpool (y chwyrndrobwll) of the church of St Tysilio (llantysilio) with a red cave ([a]g ogo goch).

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 31 May 2008 03:59:00 +0000

You just need to add Community church on the end and you are in business. Can’t wait until you start it…don’t care where it is, I’ll be there. Could you also include a shot of espresso at the bottom of the slide?

Kelly

By: Christie

Christie — Sat, 31 May 2008 01:54:00 +0000

you are definitely going to need to add “.tv” to the end of your church name

By: d

Sat, 31 May 2008 01:47:00 +0000

the cotton candy is brilliant (especially since i heart it) but to pacify all the stickyphobes, it has to be on one of those paper cone things. problem solved! and can we have mike&ike's in addition to the skittles and m&ms?

the church name has some hermeneutical issues (how many pts. for the seminary word?). first the placement of the 'x' makes it seem as if truth is missing. this is critical. no one wants to go to a church where they tell you they're lying before you get in the door. it ruins the game. further to incorporate multiculturalism, i propose the name be modified to Mt.ZioniGracePointeTruthHouseNorthRiverXElevateGreater
with the 'i' after zion it sounds like sinai so you get extra pts. for the double biblical reference.

scl tshirts w/ the church name are essential to us junkies, i believe

By: The Drs. McLaughlin

The Drs. McLaughlin — Fri, 30 May 2008 08:35:00 +0000

Jon, you would enjoy this blog post about church parking. As the writer said, I wanted to laugh and throw up all at the same time.

http://ihajj.blogspot.com/2008/03/law-and-gospel-in-church-parking-lot.html

By: Stephen Hardy

Stephen Hardy — Fri, 30 May 2008 06:16:00 +0000

I beg to differ.

Cotton candy is sticky.

Sticky causes ickiness of the hands which leads to the dreaded grumpiness.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 30 May 2008 04:12:00 +0000

Add this anonymous chick to the SCL addicts list. For the record, my name is Meghan, and this is not a problem. It’s given me something to distract me from Fark.com and I’ve ditched it utterly. I’m also the same chick that thinks you should write a devotional book. Take these posts, put verses on them, and that’s all you need.

As for the hill, either a ski lift or an escalator for the handicapped will do.