#74. Youth group vehicles that break down, blow up and in general suck.

If you’ve never waited on the side of a highway because a youth group vehicle broke down, I’m not sure you’ve ever been to church. Is there one guy that sells all these horrible vehicle to churches? Beelzebub’s Cars! Cars! Cars! There has to be a connection because across the country, Christians regularly leave for retreats in vans that stop working if it gets too cold, buses that stop dead in the rain and cars that leave you smelling like an oil refinery. My favorite part used to be watching the youth leaders huddle around the engine, randomly banging on parts and pieces as if they had some sort of automotive skill that was going to get us to the ski trip.