#62. Being slightly less nice than Mormons.

Have you ever met a Mormon that is a jerk? I haven’t. Every Mormon I’ve ever met has been nice, friendly and well dressed. I mean I know they have them, surely someone in Utah is a jerk. But for my money, Mormons are just slightly nicer than Christians. And here’s why. Sometimes when jerks become Christians it’s like a bully learning karate. Instead of them allowing it to transform their heart and attitude, they now have a new reason to be right all the time. Their formerly judgmental personality is now backed up by a new found spirituality. What was once just “forcing everyone to agree with your opinion” is now “forcing everyone to agree with your opinion in the name of God.” It’s altogether a weird situation.