#42. Putting God on your business card.

What does it mean when the painter has a Jesus fish on his business card? Should I think that means he’s going to be really trustworthy? Or maybe detailed and passionate about his work? Is there some scene in the Bible where Jesus does a really good job painting someone’s two story great room? Because that’s what I’m looking for right now, just a normal painter that has workers that don’t have those jail tattoos that mean they’ve killed someone. Is that what the cross on the side of his painting van means? Very little chance of getting murder during the course of the project? So many questions and so few answers. Some of my favorite businesses are Christian, but they tell you that through their actions not their business cards. The worst time I ever got ripped off was by a super loud, formerly church-employed Christian. Whenever someone tries to validate someone’s quality by saying, “He’ll do a great job, he’s a Christian,” my first thought is, “I am screwed.”